Remember on Hogan Knows Best when Hulk Hogan seemed like a caring father who wouldn't whore out his daughter for money?
He was acting.
"Reigning Miss USA, Tara Conner, has been forced to move out of her Trump Place apartment and back to her native Kentucky after testing positive for cocaine and being a slut. The results of the test come after rampant rumors of drug use left pageant officials no choice but to order Conner to take a drug test. In addition, Conner has been seen making out with current Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, in public and she reportedly sneaked different men into her apartment at night on a routine basis."